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YOU MUST BE A CATHOLIC KID IF....

-Wearing plaid pajama pants to school makes you a badass
-You don't have to buy a plaid skirt for nerd day
-The most exciting part of your week is a jean day on Friday
-You ask your friends questions about the gospel while on the phone
-You've ever sang a song in Latin
-Your first reaction at the beginning of class is to stand for prayer
-You make up a cheer to "disagree respectfully"
-You live in banded pollos (Ellen)
-You have 20 brothers and sisters (" ")
-You use the terms "sister" and "father" more at school than you do at home
-You leave room for the Holy Spirit
-Religion is a required course to graduate
-You mumble "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph" when you're mad (Sr.Z)
-You base the morning prayer during Homecoming week off of the outfit you get to wear badass homecoming dresses
-If your 8th grade graduationg class consisted of 22 people
-It's okay to dress up like a priest or nun on career day
-You have to say "BA" because you'll get in trouble for saying "Badass"
-You've ever visited the "reteaching room"
-You have "cleavage patrol" at your dances
-The only thing you're allowed to use your hands for is checking your skirt length
-You know what a demerit card is
-You know the actions to BIG BIG HOUSE
-Everyone can join into "Abba Father"
-You've ever genuflected at a movie theatre (Sr.Z)
-There's as many crucifixes as there are clocks in your school (Jess)
-You say "for the born an the unborn. Amen." at the end of the pledge of allegiance
-In the 2007-2008 schoolyear your showchoir did better than your football team
-Your class fieldtrip was to Cathedral
-Every time you get online Websense won't let you proceed
-You grew up wearing light pink nail pollish
-You call yourself "ghetto" when you don't have to wear a uniform
-When you were younger you played Mass instead of House (Josh)
-Wore more Rosaries around your neck than actual necklaces (Marti)
-Homosexuality feels uncomfortable
-You thought you were pregnant after your first makeout session
-You go to confession for Mackin
-In junior high the reproduction session was ripped out of your books (Marti)
-You've ever accidentally said the part of the priest during Mass
-You sanitize every two seconds to prevent swine flu